The 12 days of Christmas – Clerk style
On the first day of Christmas my clerkship gave to meeee:
An unhelpful amicus brieeeeef!
On the .2d day of Christmas my clerkship gave to meeee:
2 conflicting doctrines and an unhelpful amicus brieeeeef!
. . .
On the 12th Day of Christmas my clerkship gave to meeeee:
12 law firm invites;
11 missing pin-cites;
10 snarky memos;
9 pro se weirdos;
8 day a-reviewing;
7 cross a-ppealing;
6 votes for en banc;
5 pooooooker emaaaaaails;
4 cases per panel;
2 conflicting doctrines; and
An unhelpful amicus brieeeeeeeef!
Christmas Pokering has finally come to [——–]! The tree is up, the lights are strung, and the carols have the words changed to things that make more sense. Why would your true love even want an off-balance marching band and a bunch of poultry? And milk… I guess the rings make sense, but gold is so 80’s.
But I digress. Tonight we have hot cocoa with peppermint schnapps and Christmas cookies and other festive goodies! Start time is 8pm. And tis the season of giving so give me a break and RSVP so I know what to expect.