Dreidel Poker

I have a little claim term
I made it out of clay
It’s never dry or rigid
It always bends my way.
 
Oh claim term, claim term, claim term,
I made you out of clay,
And while you’re soft and supple,
Oh Markman I will play!
 
A little bit of Philips,
A Festo case or two,
Will justify the language
Of anything you do.
 
Oh claim term, claim term, claim term,
I made you out of clay,
Claim term, claim term, claim term,
I bend you every day!
 
Tis’ the season for Dreidels!  And where better to spend the Wednesday before the festival of lights begins than at . . . Neal and Jen’s house!  I think they own a candle.  They definitely own poker chips and cards, which pays sufficient tribute to a holiday with customs best known for promoting gambling and pyromania among children.

In fact, “No Limit Texas Dreidel,” a cross between poker and dreidel, is a thing.  And we are playing it tonight. See www.Texasdreidel.com.  So bring your lucky dreidel, a $10 buy-in, and probably some booze or snacks, to [——-], tonight at 8pm.  And RSVP so the Hannans know how much gelt to pick up.  And whether to google “gelt.”

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