Kristina Caggiano Kelly is a failed molecular biologist who went to a fancy-pants law school and then clerked for the best judge at the Federal Circuit. She is presently a senior associate practicing all walks of intellectual property law at a large law firm. She has a wonderful loving husband who is totally not imaginary, and who graciously tolerates loud, annoying patent nerds invading their home on a semi-regular basis. For more information, just google her. Let’s not pretend like her whole life story is not readily available to any creepy internet lurker who wants it. Yay technology!